Monthly Archives: December 2002

Letter to a Cornell Professor Explaining Radically Overdue Paper (Unpublished 1970)

Dear Professor Anderson: I have not kept to my final promise of punctuality. Indeed, I have no doubt that you have already submitted a Failing grade to the University Registrar in return for my mischievous performance. If, however, you retain any capacity whatsoever to sympathize, you will hasten to grant this enclosure at least cursory […]